You see, Australia has never really had a population strategy. Well, to be precise, nobody has ever really considered how many people should be allowed to live in here.
They say that for the average Australian male, the ideal women is tall, blond, blue eyed and buxom (according to Zoo Weekly). While this maybe so, for the average ethnic Australian male, the ideal women bares no striking outward physical quality. The ideal women is somebody who can pronounce their name properly.
But when it comes to nominating a single penetrating quality of swoon, I will quite readily admit that out of all of my attractive qualities, I remain a slave to one, my sensitivity. I am so sensitive I am crying now just thinking about how sensitive I am.
I invoke the Mother Goddess when bereft of rugby league we wait patiently for the start of the international cricket season. How I long for that familiar thwack of leather on willow replacing the grunting and snapping of bones as a pig skin is tucked under the arm and rushed forward.
Namastae! May the many hands of Ganesha bring you fortune and favor. My weekend has ended with a double shot of The Wire series one on [insert paid advertisement for ISP provider here]. Mindless hours whiling away a rainy afternoon got me thinking how East Baltimore is nothing like Rouse Hill and The Mean Fiddler [gratuitous plug for my gig on Wednesday night].
As promised last week, this week’s edition is a rundown of my first four shows. Enjoy!
Just received this bulletin: This week Comedy on the EDGE is proud to present 3 Amazing shows starting with…… June 23rd – The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and 2 Other Guys. Join Justin D Lodge as he leads an All Star Comedic Showcase at the Tap Gallery* June 24th – Desh presents Sporobolous Viginicus!!! […]